what the fuck is wrong with you people? I'm serious, like why are you directing so much vitriol to Bernie if he's so irrelevant? I swear you lanyards hate him more than Trump.

What are we going to call Indiana Jones now? [Redacted] Jones? Would they even serve him in his own state? The man had a whip and a fedora, for Christ's sake.

A man who was once on the Ben Stiller Show made me almost weep tonight. Your move, Andy Dick.

Thanks for making the picture for this article a spoiler.

I don't know of any other actor that just delighted me so much when they popped up in a movie. Always elevated the art that he was in. Impossible void to fill.

I'm sorry, was no one else bothered by the Wayne's World-esque absurd level of product placement? A whole conversation about fuel efficiency? Really? Ford Fusion definitely threatened Prince as the true guest star.

"Hey everyone. Come see how smart I am." -This thread

As a North Carolinian, I never know whether to be proud that one of my favorite comedies is set in my state, or whether to just embrace the fact that yes, sometimes people here say 'jigaboo' in earnest and only Kenny Powers can hold them accountable.

Did anyone else notice that James Franco gave away the end of this movie at the beginning in his idea for the Pineapple Express sequel? "At the end, I sacrifice myself for you. And then Red eats me." I mean, how far down the self-referential rabbit hole can you go? First time I can think of seeing meta-meta humor.…

Anyone else think that Daenerys is developing the worst messiah complex since Scott Stapp? Replace her with ol' Scotty in that crowd surfing scene and you've got yourself a damn fine Creed music video.

As a resident of Cheyenne, Wyoming, I can say that most of this advice also applies to romantic love with farm animals.

"Beverly Hills" feels like the moment you realize the girl you fell in love with is actually a mentally retarded British Charlize Theron.