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Mario will now be known as Il Duce, officially as "Head of Government, Duce of Fascism, and Founder of the Mushroom Empire"

It's a Virtual Adolescent now!

So I guess I can't look forward to Castlevania II: Simon Wisenthal's Quest anymore.

Riggle is only good when he threatens to eat your dick like Kobayashi.

The Goods was pretty fucking terrible too.

THEY RAPED OUR CROPS
AND BURNED OUR WOMEN!!

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Shadowy Planet

"It's like a goddamn sauna up there!"

Isn't that just what England is at everything?

We had to sing "Don't Stop Believing" at our graduation ceremony. It was between that and "You Sexy Thing".

Sounds like my ex!

One that is banging? That perhaps my chums and I could definitely drop to??