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I hardly think a work of Stephen King could be poorly adapted!

So the writer(s) of this had to been watching
early Simpsons lately, right? Capital City theme, the gag where an inappropriate song
plays while on hold, Bleeding Gums Murphy. I admit, I smiled.

Ah the waiting game sucks, let's play Hungry Hungry Hippos!

If it wasn't there, I'm sure I would have confused him with Zoidberg the district attorney.

Emma, I think, but I didn't recognize her at first…pretty much because I only know her as "cult girl w/ short hair"

Rabin…Rabin…bring back reviewer Rabin!

MRS. BOUVIER! MRS. BOUVIER!

So my show where contestants must complete an obstacle course inside a giant to-scale replica of a pocketwatch is not a social experiment!?

“Your x’s bad and you should feel bad" is a quote I try to use whenever possible. It's just so perfect.
Also, "I'll take 8!"

I want my TIME back!

I want to see a Billy and the Cloneasaurus move…scratch that, a Billy and the Cloneasaurus movie in 3D!

http://www.tv.com/shows/mal…
When game shows come from a sitcom's C-Plot…I don't know.

Killing Romans with a giant hammer - badass
Killing Romans with a giant hammer while ON FIRE - super badass
Last words are "Fuck your mothers!" - there are…there are no words

I think this is one of the few shows where the victim of a kidnapping can reasonably be justified in expecting her captors to have not locked the gate to the house where she is being held.

Krusty just happening to have a map of the Falkland Islands on hand is one of my favorite jokes. I honestly didn't remember that it was in this episode.

Corey: Wow, cool, a bunch of Yetis!

Baseball would be a lot more interesting if they decapitated heads and threw them to the fans instead of balls.

Now, now. Before we laugh, let us consider the comedic validity of this joke.