Friendly tip: people don't like it when you point out their hypocrisies.

Yes, a far more realistic portrayal would have been the black maids unionizing, standing up to their employers, and writing a tell-all book for themselves, as would have definitely happened in 1962 Mississippi.

but the onion rings….the onion rings!

Hell, there's a machine for it at my local wal-mart.

The button gag was great, but my favorite had to be the guy in the spacesuit's head exploding when his helmet is torn off. And the callback to it later on the video monitor!

Well, there's a free Tapped Out character thanks to this episode. So based on that, C+!

My father was a globe maker. Made lots of globes in his day. Then, one summer, Google Earth came along, put him out of business. He killed himself the following winter. Thanks, Obama.

Maybe Obama should try to reintroduce Afghanistan Day, just to show that he's above petty partisan politics, win over some conservatives.

Of course, internet opinion is not legally binding. Unless proposition 304 passes, and we all pray it will.

Simp…sons?

eat mor chikin

Not SNL the 2000s! That was the best era of SNL ever!

Why, so our lizardmen overlords might be born.

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
Brutality and the loss of all hope

HOW DARE YOU SAY HAPPY HOLIDAYS INSTEAD OF MERRY CHRISTMAS! I BET YOU'RE ONE OF THE LIBERALS INFRINGING ON PHIL ROBERTSON'S FREEDOM OF SPEECH TOO!

Plenty of Nazis were Christian, but it's hard to make the argument that HItler was one, at least beyond a very nominal, purely public sense. But I guess that doesn't make him atheist per se.

I bet Ozmodio will be a really good episode.

Can't I just stick with the D.E.N.N.I.S. system?

Probably been done, but eh: http://i.woofmaker.com/lVSd…

This is the internet, you're gonna have to shorten that to "feels"