You know nothing of Ween, little shaver.

What the fuck's an FOC?

That's what I'm saying. I may have bought into MAD MEN being something of substance. And it is. I just now realize that the substance is a mixture of Sweet Tarts vomit, sad old man semen, and frankfurters.

Paul Newman decries Bobby Kennedy and immediately after they learn that MLK was shot? Don hates his kids but suddenly loves his son because he hates wallpaper and loves Planet of the Apes? Jewish blind dates? There are so many quiet, subtle moments in this series and then they shoot you in the face with a bazooka that…

This episode was embarrassingly bad. Forced cornball nostalgia and soap opera drama, with mostly nothing happening. It was so bad I wonder about this show's future. Maybe it was this bad all along.

This show sucks shit.

You really are a terrible critic.

I liked this episode a lot. Nice to see a happyish ending.

I'm neither man nor machine. My name is Baby Dick Sauce, and my exploits are legendary.

I'm neither man nor machine. My name is Baby Dick Sauce, and I'm aware that I be STANKIN'.

Good riddance.

Good riddance.

Adam Carolla.

Adam Carolla.

I have a tiny penis but an extraordinarily large scrotum. Ladies love it.

I have a tiny penis but an extraordinarily large scrotum. Ladies love it.

I think it's awesome and it gives me a HARD-ON.

I think it's awesome and it gives me a HARD-ON.

Wrestling has had its moments of mainstream acceptance. I remember a lot of motherfuckers wearing Austin 3:16 and nWo shirts in high school when WWF and WCW were doing monster ratings. And during the 80's with Hogan, Savage, Andre, Piper etc? Pretty goddamn mainstream.

Wrestling has had its moments of mainstream acceptance. I remember a lot of motherfuckers wearing Austin 3:16 and nWo shirts in high school when WWF and WCW were doing monster ratings. And during the 80's with Hogan, Savage, Andre, Piper etc? Pretty goddamn mainstream.