When "Don't Stop Believin" and "Total Eclipse of the Heart" became popular for ironic reasons, I thought my generation might keep it going and make "Wind of Change" the next. Thanks for nothing, drunken sorority chicks.

Me neither, just seemed like they played it a little fast and loose with whether they were coughing up or vomiting up the blood, which felt like a symptom they could go either way with.

The Prop Joe zombie is going to make an awful mess when it falls through that roof.

I could go for some fake news coverage of the Heisenberg fallout, especially the ensuing book deal/movie rights frenzy.

Now go home and get your fuckin' shinebox.

:::metallic squink:::

They'll opt for the Simpsons Only channel instead, and within one year that channel will show nothing but reality shows about mundane jobs.

Cousin Avi was my favorite role of his. I'm sure there are other examples, but for me it's the only movie character I can remember that eventually just gives up and stops participating in the plot.

"I can't believe Pharaoh just let us leave!" - The History Channel's The Bible

Lazarus, all-time leader in number of deaths. Came back to life and they killed him again.

Peep Show nails the way male friendships revolve around a shared, understood vernacular. The El Dude brothers is one example, but that got me thinking about Super Hans, its transformation into 'SueBands', and Big Suze, none of which have any discernible origin story.

I'd have Pardo record a bunch of adjectives, combine those with the recordings we already have, then just refer to all future cast members as things like "The Korean-American Jim Breuer!"

Unfortunately, by our estimates, we're 2-3 months away from heading back into the crappy-serious-actor season of the Timberlake career cycle.

I would pay five or ten bucks to watch this right now, doesn't that prove that Louis CK's business model from the last one works?

Mind out boys, Father Spliffmas coming through

The Last Exorcisms Take Manhattan

I liked Jillian introducing Billy to the gang: "These are my work homies."

Wait until you taste The Big Bang Cherry… now with creamy vanilla swirls to mimic so much premature ejaculate!

:::Renews ¡Rob!:::