All I keep picturing is William H. Macy in Magnolia.

Hey Rabes
Your grammar and punctuation are deplorable but your prose at times approaches, if never quite attains, adequacy

PIGFACE
oink oink oink oink oink

Commenting on this interview is actually a sign-up sheet for getting fingercuffed by our ruddy heroes. It makes it legal for them to break into your house and fuck you. Not sure if they'll want to marry you, though.

Sometimes I wish I was insecure enough to call internet commenters "fat, losery, dorks". But even if I was it's kind of hard to ignore the hotness in everyone's profile pictures.

Cocks are definitely "in" right now. But hopefully they pull out before its too late.

I think the real question is, will all of us AV Club commenters promote his manflesh with the same lusty exuberance that Kristin Bell showed that deathless golden idol of a phallus? We have all been talking a big game about it thus far, but when, as we will be during this year's AV Clubicon, are all in the same room…

I APPROVE OF WRITING IN ALL CAPS….. THE INTERNET WOULD BE A COLD AND LONELY PLACE WITHOUT IT

Like the time I laced your Whippit with mustard gas, you gullible freak! I guess the Swiss sanitarium didn't give you enough space to "grow up", ya big man-child.

I rectified your shit last night, it was uncomfortable and kind of unsanitary. Still, you have a beautiful Rosebud. I would Snape it any day of the week.

Jason Segel dicknotyzed all of you… he is the Mormon antichrist… Episode 1 of the Golden Tablets has a whole chapter about Jar Jar Binks' first job as an anti-fluffer on the set of Forgetting Sarah Marshall… oh god I want his man-love… I am Number 1 in line for his throbbing Sarah Marshall…

I am the Mormons, and we have all of your ISPs now. Watch the fuck out, all the AV Club Mormons are actually double agents that are going to beat the pop culture out of you blasphemous Prop 8ers.