He's not sober. He had his daughter hold the cocaine he stored in his pants backstage at a recent public/private appearance.

You forgot Phil Hartman.

House, after running away briefly to the tropics, turned himself over to the authorities, serving as his own lawyer during trial and jumping at the first plea bargain he's offered because, as Dr. Jessica Adams (Odette Annable, who will be filling in the "really rather pretty young woman" role on the show now that…