Animals.

When I scrolled down to the comments originally, I saw there were no replies to Hamburger's face-punch worthy attention grab. I wondered if I'd missed something and this was the new, ultimate insult response to firsties… simply ignoring them. I thought that would be sort of beautiful, but then I remembered where I…

If you took the politics out of The Boondocks, you'd have one uninteresting comic strip/TV show.

@tanooki

This sounds far less scary than Howard the Duck. Inter-species, inter-dimensional relations. Just sayin'.

Why not set it on a Paramount film set, after hours? All your favorite Paramount characters come to life and get into madcap hi-jinks!

Your gift of interpretation is a curse, Placeholder; I would've rather remained in blissful ignorance.

Butters, I believe your original understanding of the etymology is correct. It's all in the pronunciation.

Dr. Zarnak, you just got huMILiated. On the internet.

Coquettish backtick

I have never been so relieved to see a video blocked at work. And The Jersey Shore? Really? It's nice to know they're still 6 months behind on their cultural "references."

"In their first and only published story, they funded the "Great American Pleasure Machine", a sort of roller coaster ride that brings so much pleasure, it drives the villain of the piece insane."

Inception is a completely original idea with a massive budget. Who knows? Maybe it will pave the way for a reboot-and-remake-free era of Hollywood. Until Inception 2: Die-ception starring Gerard Butler, that is.

But what would you do for a ten speed?

@Pumpernickel, If they remade that for US audiences it would be seen as a rip-off of Twilight. Yes, these are the end times.

We looked for hooooouuurs.

Fear not Seamus, Conan's coming to knock Lopez Tonight straight into the netherworld of late-late-night-no-really-late-as-in-midnight talk showdom.

This thread belongs in the Library of Congress.

If that ugly-ass green mothershreker wants the Holy See, he'll have to pry it from my cold, dead hands!

Dumbledore, you forgot the scene where the Princess dances to "Single Ladies" after the Far Far Away legal system hands down a mandatory divorce when Shrek is convicted of manslaughter during one of his "Shrek-outs."