They sure showed me
Mere seconds before Randy's balls showed up, I was saying to my roommate "This is clever, but it's been too long since they've done anything truly absurd. I want something stupid and over-the-top."

*stares*

Lemur, you are just ants at a picnic, you know that?

I didn't look very hard.

Crocs - When flip-flops are just too "dressy."

Whew
I'm relieved that the foot is covering where the "mouth" would be in that picture. That's something I don't even want to think about.

I'm not the only one who pictures the Orbitz girl saying "Fabulous!" when she orgasms, right? I am? Oh, God.

I'd be open to watching a September-December relationship played out between JLo and Kurt Russel. The premise is already "repugnant," why not go for broke?

Hot damn
I'll bet post-amnesia sex with a stranger who believes she's your wife is really one of the kinkier role play scenarios out there.

Surreptitious arousal will be refused outright, though. Apologies.

I'm afraid it looks like a joke list under these circumstances as well. Terribly afraid.

Good point, FTH, about preaching to the choir. But even though the episode's social commentary amounted to a fairly lazy statement, I still found it gratifying to see it being made by at least one member of the media. I am really getting sick of hearing "news" stories about shit like this. The Letterman story was sort…