Lesson 3: Hardwork and dedication to honing your craft are not necessary for success, so long as you know who can get you screened in the right film festivals.

Lesson 3: Hardwork and dedication to honing your craft are not necessary for success, so long as you know who can get you screened in the right film festivals.

Check out a few scenes from "Tiny Furniture." It was shot in the family loft apartment.  They're pretty loaded.

Check out a few scenes from "Tiny Furniture." It was shot in the family loft apartment.  They're pretty loaded.

Lesson 1: try to avoid being born poor.

Lesson 1: try to avoid being born poor.

Nice to see Dwight Schrute's BFF get his juris doctor and became a judge.  I kept waiting for him to comment on his silent footwear…

Nice to see Dwight Schrute's BFF get his juris doctor and became a judge.  I kept waiting for him to comment on his silent footwear…

Yeah, I just wish her music was being used for GOOD films, not, um, shit. 

Yeah, I just wish her music was being used for GOOD films, not, um, shit. 

Oh Annie Clark, you are so much better than this…I don't think I've been this sad since that Tilly and the Wall song was being used for an allergy med commercial…

Oh Annie Clark, you are so much better than this…I don't think I've been this sad since that Tilly and the Wall song was being used for an allergy med commercial…

I wish I hadn't sold my run of first edition copies of "Goosebumps" books.

I wish I hadn't sold my run of first edition copies of "Goosebumps" books.

Okay how epic would this be: Ian McKellan as the Gruber patriarch, back to finish the job once and for all…

Okay how epic would this be: Ian McKellan as the Gruber patriarch, back to finish the job once and for all…

Unless this features a third Gruber brother, I shall say good day to you sir!

Unless this features a third Gruber brother, I shall say good day to you sir!

And since Moby Dick's lesser known alternate title is "The Whale," he can call it…

And since Moby Dick's lesser known alternate title is "The Whale," he can call it…