Sorry but it's required by the WGA that all black males in sitcoms featuring an otherwise all black cast be named Malik.  Black females can vary, so long as their names include the suffix -oya.

Sorry but it's required by the WGA that all black males in sitcoms featuring an otherwise all black cast be named Malik.  Black females can vary, so long as their names include the suffix -oya.

Girls is good, but it really needs a magical negro.

Girls is good, but it really needs a magical negro.

Sure, it's a great idea!  When has there ever been an overbudget western that WASN'T a success.  I mean, it's not like a western has ever bankrupted a whole studio….. ;P

Sure, it's a great idea!  When has there ever been an overbudget western that WASN'T a success.  I mean, it's not like a western has ever bankrupted a whole studio….. ;P

No!  Not Jessica Brown-Findlay! She must remain where she is, doing charming independent films and BBC produced prestige dramas.  

No!  Not Jessica Brown-Findlay! She must remain where she is, doing charming independent films and BBC produced prestige dramas.  

Thank god they moved "The Great Gatsby" to May.  To have these two films competing against each other in theaters would be so earth shattering as to single handedly destroy cinema and make Godard weep openly and gnash his teeth.

Thank god they moved "The Great Gatsby" to May.  To have these two films competing against each other in theaters would be so earth shattering as to single handedly destroy cinema and make Godard weep openly and gnash his teeth.

How remarkable how fast Jason Ritter's character went from being a Manic Pixie Dream Boy for mature pre-menopausal women, to being a tool with as little on screen time as possible.  I'll be fascinated by how their engagement breaks off.

How remarkable how fast Jason Ritter's character went from being a Manic Pixie Dream Boy for mature pre-menopausal women, to being a tool with as little on screen time as possible.  I'll be fascinated by how their engagement breaks off.

Or dress like Elvis.

Or dress like Elvis.

I did like how Adam called Max on the fact that HUAC was disbanded years ago…

I did like how Adam called Max on the fact that HUAC was disbanded years ago…

I gotta call out the reviewer on this one.  Those masks don't brainwash kids into evil acts…they KILL the wearers, as a human sacrifice on massive scale.  

I gotta call out the reviewer on this one.  Those masks don't brainwash kids into evil acts…they KILL the wearers, as a human sacrifice on massive scale.  

I propose a gag where they all rush in, Maggie hits Homer with a cursory swing of the wooden mallet, and everyone says, "Kids, don't do drugs."

I propose a gag where they all rush in, Maggie hits Homer with a cursory swing of the wooden mallet, and everyone says, "Kids, don't do drugs."