OK so the first 5 seasons, The Gang Buys a Boat, Charlie Kelly: King of the Rats, Frank Reynolds Little Beauties, Chardee MacDennis, and the pretend it ends.

Watch the first 5 seasons. And just pretend it ends after that.

AHS: Where everything is insane and the consistency doesn't matter.

He seems to think it's easy enough. Granted tears are a requirement.

I'm convinced the process for writing each episode consists of them snorting a ton of cocaine, throwing like 20 darts at a dartboard filled with scraps of paper with plot ideas, then someone says "Alright so what about next episode?" and then someone says "FUCK WE HAVE ANOTHER EPISODE?! We're gonna need some more…

Probably what I miss the most from season 2 is the music choices. Way better than this seasons.

Yes.

Of course not. He's saving himself for Fiona.

I can't believe I forgot about that. Yes. That is clearly the best part.

You know she was just so proud of herself whenever she thought of that. It probably made her whole week. And O'Hare had to ruin it by turning out to chop off his tongue himself.

I'm very concerned Frances Conroy's albino squad didn't join her in this episode. I hope they aren't gone for good.

"Did you kill the Supreme?"
"No."
"I CAN'T SEEM TO CRACK THIS CASE!!!!!!"

It's been 4 episodes and still no Man-Ass. What is Ryan Murphy trying to do to us?!

The very awkward beginning of that scene with them saying hi to each other to the smash cut to really aggressive sex made me laugh so hard I never had a chance to catch up to the rest of the scene. Although I don't think it would have helped if I was paying more attention.

All of the seasons try to be good seasons of television. It's just they all fail so miserably and spectacularly that it makes them so entertaining.

As much as I miss Dylan McDermott's presence, the hilarious non-verbal performances by Peters and O''Hare are enough to keep me going.

I'm not sure which was the best part, Kathy Bates just slowly closing the door on the zombies or whatever the hell that scene with Sarah Paulson's boyfriend and the other chick was.

Turns out he actually got Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson.

I enjoyed Gravity enough but I don't think I'll ever have any reason to see it again. It is an impressively made film but the 1-dimensonial characters, incredibly shallow story, and inexplicable leaps in logic (Seriously why did they keep fucking talking when she had 1% oxygen left?) really bogged it down. It would…

Eh, the only time Leo deserved to win the Oscar was for The Aviator. Even if he was nominated for The Departed instead of Blood Diamond (I'll never understand that choice), he still shouldn't have won against the competition.