Get the hell out of my cab

"Earn this, earn it."
*Capt Miller dies, decays into a pie*

Don't worry, it's midi-chlorians.

I would, but I fear I'd be unable to stop due to my Turret's syndrome.

As an old, I can remember the following joke floating around high school at the time:

Smooth jazz.

OK Go ahead. Make him OK Come.

I'd rather believe that Trump was elected by a thetan-cursed world instead of a resurgence of Nazism.

Feh. After this month Scientology seems downright sensible and self-consistent.

Yeah. Fucking Heroic Trio, you basic dipshits.

If the new special is based on his recent tour, then you can heighten your hopes a bit.

The same could be said of the actual Mount Rushmore.

I'm still catching up with DLM and I just keep wanting to yell "Look out Doug, Trump gets elected in five more episodes!"

I dunno, when he said "render unto Caesar the things that are Caesar's" He mighta been grabbing his junk.

In order to find out what Jesus said you have to get through the Old Testament.

Don't fawn over them, it only makes it worse.

see also: Firefly-era Nathan Fillion's vainglorious attempts to get me to switch teams.

God didn't give you tingly junk for sexual pleasure. It's there for procreation only also there is no God.

The main difference is that, as bad as Pidgeon-in-Mamet is, Lindsay Crouse-in-Mamet is worse.

He did in Hurlyburly, arguably.