Mishegas!

Mist opportunity to use a steam shower

Missed opportunity to call the game "Gauge, Engage, Disengage."

I'll take the assertion of yet another monotheistic death cult over "Her life could have been as rich as any woman's [emphasis mine]…if only…if only…" any day.

Excuse me, daveshayne, "Turnabout Intruder" is on the phone for you.

Formulation 1.

Finally the Millenials get their "What's the frequency, Kenneth?" moment.

Well, he wasn't forced to, just that he was getting so fucked by royalty splits that he had a trunkful of songs he refused to record with the Beatles sudden burst of creativity after getting out of the contract.

Kcuf Eht Tahw

"Let's go to the bedroom, Miss Bouvier."
*looks at Jub-Jub*
"Bring the lizard."

Well I guess *somebody* doesn't believe in the Holy Trinity.

He was pushed. Charlotte Rae is determined to win that tontine.

Naw, it was the tiny one what fell down the stairs

Hey, one of them stayed off the goofy gunk.

I see someone isn't a connoisseur of Nancy Reagan doing a "Just Say No" cameo on Diff'rent Strokes.

This could explain why Pittsburgh was a category at last night's Geeks Who Drink (JonPaul is one of the QMs)

Patton pending.

I thought she was yesterday's Guy Hamilton

He totally Farrah Fawcetted this.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK THIS