John Wayne - dodged the draft in WWII in order to don a sissy scarf, wear a fancy suit, and be a thespian while the real men of America died for their country.  He never rode a horse until researching for a role in Hollywood.  Oh, and his real name is Marion.

Q: Have you ever seen the rain coming down on a sunny day?

The part where sloe gin fizz is the only drink mentioned.  A drink I have NEVER seen consumed in 20+ years of drinking (and tending bar) in and around Portland.

I just Googled some Hiddleston all over my Tumblr…

Rod Torfelson's Armada featuring Herman Menderchuk

Will somebody call me for a role?

It'll be an interesting season to see how it plays out.  Let's just say I hope it's an issue WELL into the playoffs…

Recorded in Portland, OR.

…if you please on a Kaiso bun…

I choose to believe JZ is avoiding Seattle due to the fact that Macklemore and Ryan Lewis OWN that shit.

I once outran the end of the world on a Miyazaki.  It looked pretty cool from above.

Not only no Mota Center in P-Town - NO DATES IN ALL OF THE PACIFIC NW!?!?!

Benedict, FTW.

You can OD on meth, but it takes a pretty fucked up decade or so…

OH - that reminds me!

Yikes!  And I thought 8-tracks were bad…

WHAT - no Mota Center in P-Town!?!?

I'd go with an aging, ironic actor with jet black hair in his 50's…

$2.27, adjusted for inflation…

DoDo plop.