Hey, what if we took the plot of Entourage, only made them lawyers and put it on basic cable so you couldn't even show titties?

It's always done great when you open wide…

Nailin' Palin
I don't want much to do with the mom, I think it'd be like throwing a golf pencil in a mine shaft. But surely I'm not the only one who wants to hate-fuck Bristol Palin, right?