Doctors didn't used to make a lot of money, either.

Professional sports wouldn't even exist if it wasn't for the insane amount of gambling people do.

Can't make no money that way.

Can't make no money that way.

I was hoping for colors, but all I got was a Commie red.

I feel good that he seems crazy enough that North Korea is probably scared shitless to try anything.

B-but what about all those lifetime passes we were giving away there for a while?

How do I know it's really Ecstasy and not just some caffeine and B-12 infused Flintstones vitamins?

People get paid whatever some dope is willing to pay them.

Not yet.

I like to look at it as we're a country of such incredible abundance that we can spend a lot of money on stupid shit and still have enough left over to build a runaway military that is so technically advanced that if aliens actually did try to invade us, they're in for a helluva fight.

At least vellum.

I would check that on Snopes, but he's apparently evil now for some reason.

Oh, you're the worst hipster ever.

Machete Foot is another one of those characters like Barb who are way too popular for the amount they contribute to the fun.

First, I'd just like to say… pee-pee!

Okay, that really hurts.

Wookiee Honkiees

SCHWING!

No, like Manimal.