I liked the cartoons. Except the one about the continuing torture in Ghana.

I'm just glad the Demons of Terror accepted all the human sacrifices I made and allowed the sun to emerge triumphant again from the belly of the moon yesterday, so that we can continue our march toward a screaming blood planet.

Showbiz?

Hard not to be some kind of "ist" these days.

Sure.

Pretty soon I'm going to have to line my birdcage with Amazon boxes.

Mundane Shit

OA OA!
(OA OA)!
OA OH-OH-AH!

Oh, that was worse than the Holocaust.

Ryan Reynolds.

I have a half-dozen different personas. They're all assholes.

Starting up a show is expensive. You go from having a pitch to spending potentially a million bucks on a pilot, then you have to get all the writers and actors and all the below the line people hired. Once you have a show rolling, then you can start to amortize some of those expenses over time. I don't know about…

She's this year's Boba Fett.

I guess it's another example of producers trying to grab on to anything that might be of any slight interest to an audience — any slight buzz on the Internet — and then promoting the hell out of it like it was planned or something. "Oh, people liked that random person in the background reading a paper upside down? …

My understanding is that it's still cheaper to run a shitty show for another season and get the ad revenue than to start from scratch and put something new in its place.

I've decided to have a positive attitude toward Kinja. Like every other change that's happened around here, there will be a little adjustment period, then it will be just fine.

Yeah, there's a little of that.

This 2002nd comment is very important. I hope it doesn't get buried.

Where'd he get the herpes?

This.