I thought he was dead or something.

I smashed my left ankle in a motorcycle accident and had to have it rebuilt with plates and rods and more than two dozen screws.

And babies were prevented.

The Regal Beagle was more of a fern bar.

Just like all of us, they're just trying to distract themselves and pass the time in this existence before their inevitable horrible deaths.

LOTS of oompa-music in the bumpers.

Ask Korea what they think of Japan.

Picked her up in a bar, like a normal adult.

Well, if she's matching everybody else's efforts, then perhaps she is the greatest actor since Laurence Olivier.

Hitler, Pol Pot, Stalin and Mao Tse-Tung walk into a bar and kill everybody.

How I Flogged Your Dead Horse

Hate generates a lot of heat.

Maybe they'll hate watch it.

Where's the Trump bashing? Get that in there and you could work for this place.

I've done that. Gotten to the end of a series and then was just like, "Well, that's enough of that." And since I'm usually busy during that post-dinner syndicated rerun hour, it's unlikely that I'll ever bother to watch again.

Yes. Allison Hannigan is a shitty actor.

I always picture Johnny Rotten.

How I Naked Your Lunch

Did he remarry an annoying woman with huge hair and tits?

How I Heiled Your Hitler