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Gentle Herpes
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Yeah, I guess.

That is often an unfortunate side-effect of the illness. You drive away most of the people who care about you. Which makes sense for them. If they stick with you, they'll just be dragged down, too. Can't blame them too much.

It's true. The only thing that makes a person "sane" in this world is if they have a functional delusion. If you have that, you're going to hold out hope that your career will take off and be successful, and that person you love with love you forever, and that things will be taken care of when you get old and sick

My relationship with you has been up and down and with so many twists and turns it reminds me of something, but I can't exactly say what.

Probably easier just to take the drugs.

Go on enough roller coasters and you're bound to get a cervical spine injury.

AHT CAHNEY!

Male attractiveness varies much more widely than attractiveness in women. There are not that many women considered "ruggedly attractive."

Except to get more cocaine.

Fun Fact: Elton John is not gay at all (it's just a marketing gimmick), and actually has a family with three children. Ronald John, Dawn John, and Elton Skelton John, Jr.

He likes to look at her face while he's fucking her? Just a guess.

That's why the White House HVAC system is being updated by "Putin and Sons Air Conditioning."

Well, Gentle Herpes Hitler has a plan to temporarily sterilize people until they can prove they are financially responsible to have a kid. Kind of like getting a driver's license.

Well, he transformed it all from a kind of drum-circle rhythm band to a heavy rocking glam band. It's kind of the "same," I guess.

he sho is

Is $136 million really that much of a win, considering a typical Avengers movie scavenges that much from the cracks in the movie seats after a showing?

Bowie ripped off Bolan, then Elton John ripped off Bowie.

Most professionally-produced music like what they're talking about is registered either through ASCAP or BMI.

What was the 70s… man?

Music licensing is a simple thing that is done every day. These people are all stupid.