She could be the last singing star ever.

What a stupid ass.

$1 = 1 vote!

I'm pretty sure there isn't a woman anywhere who wants to fuck anytime.

To order shit on Amazon?

Jealousy.

American voting is not an exact science.

"I have an upgrade scheduled!"
— 1001010 1100101 1100010

Turns out it was Chinese.

That was the code trigger.

Pretty soon they'll be building themselves. And way better.

Yeah. Until a couple hundred years ago, most of our greatest achievements were only accomplished through slavery.

That was the only character deserving of a spin-off movie.

You're terrible at learning tricks, too.

Hey, they might just finally figure out a way for us to transfer our consciousnesses into computer bodies, and then we would be immortal.

"I say, old chum, please allow me access to your secondary data stream."

Eh. We had a good run.

Cherry Poppin' Priests

Man, I wish I had that terrorist look. That's like money in the fucking bank these days.

In other news, "People Like Money."