I remember movies.

Prince Rupert was assassinated? The Serbs will have to answer for this one.

Is that what it was? I thought it was just some movie that some people liked.

No monologuing.

Crash Bandicoot: Suburban Angst

Best costumes?

Take a break, man. You deserve it.

I'm pretty sure Taxi Driver was a superhero movie.

Yeah, but what does this have to do with Trump, again?

I love Scout Chief's new album. I'm glad to see they haven't lost it since Skiv Matterly died.

Oh, you'll never make it to 10.

Rich, I assume.

Why don't you marry it?

Not as good as a Perkin's.

no shit sherlock

I really don't like pecan pie.

Who owns Cracker Barrel? Crackers.

The old man of the mountains?

Up his butt?

I guess AV Club is too hip to go for a "So long, Oolong" reference.