If science has taught me anything, it's that Star Trek is bullshit.

We're through the looking glass here, people.

Every school child knows it's "becomed."

I used to hang out with those folks way back on Usenet.
It was fun when it wasn't worth anything.

It also made his foot turn to steel somehow!

The Joker is the real busy bee. That guy must drink some pretty strong coffee or something.

I did, but I was too polite to mention it.

Comic-Con is horrible.

Spider-Baby reboot?

Well, whatever you do, when you have them all tied down or up or whatever and completely immobilized, don't take off their masks.

Like a fish.

Fuck her, I did.

More like FAT-MAN, amrriyte?

If you fucking round up.

Spawnmower Man 2: Kids Get Off

His "cartoon pocket?"

I am not a doctor. But, yes.

I hope Stewie zaps him with a death ray, and nothing happens.

"Could be worse. Could be raining."

To keep the sun out of his eyes?