"Sir Duke," on the other hand…

I can't see it.

What is his real name? Jim Rock?

There was already a Doctor Who / Star Trek crossover in that episode with Gary Seven and time travel and his female companion and sonic screwdriver.

The guy with the animals?

Some of these don't seem like the light, happy entertainment I'm looking for.

Well, cats.

This one is actually singing about not having a brain.

Just what do you mean by "diversity?" That every claimed ethnic, religious or sexual preference group should always be represented in all forms of entertainment in the exact percentages they exist in the general population? Would that be "fair?"

Sonic jackhammer.

Lori Hughes?

Imagine staring at a field of snowdrifts in searing winter sunlight.

That's what I said!

Honestly, he'd be just as good as anybody.

Perfect.

Who? Who?

Right. Forget about winning any Grammys or Billboard awards.

There's definitely a Virgin () Mary of Guadalupe vibe about it, with a lot of very specifically Marian iconography, including the blue drapery and the roses.

And they have to be white.

According to that documentary I recently saw, they were pretty much constantly high. And Lennon had that heroin thing. So I think they'd do all right.