"Drago" I suppose relates to "dragon" in some way. Maybe something having to do with bears? "Ursa," or something?

I read somewhere that this is called "aspirative marketing."

Don't know. Russia is a big place.

And he bangs his mom, too.

His heart grew three sizes that day.

Just CGI him in. Just CGI everybody.

It was an omen!

Left wing punks. Darlings of Rolling Stone.

I invested all my money in the Bernie Sanders campaign.

I'd save that for first encore.

Just as long as your set list includes "Afternoon Delight," and "Midnight at the Oasis," and "The Pina Colada Song," you should be good.

You don't HAVE to, but if you don't, why not just be a Jimmy Buffett cover band?

That's kind of not the point, as I see it.

A country singer recently sang a bland, by-the-numbers pop song written by somebody else and backed by some highly skilled but generic studio musicians.

That's why they invaded France.

Yeah, man. What's with all that "the only way to salvation is through me" bullcrap?

Well, they're no The Carhartts.

I like cheese.

We're talking punk, not rap.

A punk spouting off about complete bullshit? When did this start happening?