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Gentle Herpes
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Is that a promise or a threat?

He's slowly turning into Bela Lugosi.

Which is completely opposite the other 99 percent of shows on TV.

On the show or in my dreams? Because one of them was last night.

So she "bitches" about it, but what does she intend to actually do about it? She's a co-star. She probably has a little clout. Make them hire a woman writer.

Smug superiority.

Lose your tooth inside and it's on the floor, not the ground.

Oh, the shark bites with his teeth dear
And he shows them to Killer Mike

The glamour of show business.

Gotta keep your teeth, right? If you're fast enough, you can jam it back in and it will be fine.

You're an Insta-Grouch!

We were among the first to settle here.

Will that be cash or charging?

"Ghoti"

I think all instances of "there," "their," or "they're" should just use "ther."

Well, fuck that, then.

We steal from everybody.

But you can still pretty much understand it even if it's all screwed up. That's why pidgin English is essentially the world language.

"Please shave ATL into the back of my head!"

If you don't like your cut, he'll cut you.