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Gentle Herpes
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Something rich people know that poor people don't because they're dumb and poor.

Usually less semen in it.

He was a feller with a big hat!

"Sheeeit."

That's what I like. Consistency.

That will happen soon enough once the ice caps completely melt.

Yes, parents are often necessary to produce a baby.

He was a gentleman all the way.

You can grind up ramen and Cheetos at home to make your own spread.

Corpses. It's always corpses.

Hopefully they cleaned out the poop before they buried him, however, this is Spain, so who knows what those savages do to defile their corpses.

It's just an effect!

She just got a round tuit.

Except the fun kind.

Just plain old whores are a lot cheaper. Like buying fruit that doesn't claim to be "organic."

Not in my mind.

Oh, behave!

Oh, I think I do.

If you can't be the hero, be the villain.

That's rubber cats!