That's more coherent than half the shit here, dude.

Mmmmmmmmmmm…..cream-filled.

Burl!  You're such a kidder!

"So this….this Bubba Ho-tep…."

How much this would only going, Mr. Forgot-we-have-an-edit-button?

*Several thousand.

KerBLAT.

ANY new season?  I choose season five.

tmn;dr

Fixed the 7-step drop problem this week, with the little reminder that running the ball 3/4 of the time slows down the pass rush.  Bears WILL take the Lions this weekend.  As far as "who watches football?"  Go read the post by VDW this morning about top-rated shows.

12 Monkeys

1.  TV Club grades are completely meaningless.  See, oh, every show ever covered, and all the comments about grades.

Scathing, I tell you!  Just absolutely SCATHING!

@avclub-587cfeb528aef752bfe58ce611c4f9ce:disqus You need to brush up on your Douglas Adams, around about book 3.

Too scared to read them, due to the time travel?  See what I'm saying?

*DINK*

THIS!  How did we get this far without Land of the Lost being brought up?>???

Right.  And Star Wars, Battlestar Galactica, and other space fantasies don't have any science in them, so they're fantasy.  And therefore bullshit?

If Rowan hasn't watched Lost, and neither VDW or Rowan are going to reference Land of the Lost (the tv series, of course, not the movie…) what the hell is the point of this double review again?

Could be considered pornographic to any sadist.  Even more accurately, definitely pornographic to anyone who is turned on at the thought of Franco suffering.