Don't worry, AB, all these people have jumped the fucking shark and AV Club is just jumping waaaaaay late.  Stay here in the interwebs with the rest of us.

Will do!

Hop-Hop or GTFO

We're not astray, we're just disgusted.

He martyred himself during the Great Change.  Literally.

Craig J. Clark:  That's it!  That's it right there!

C'mon.  Hitler?  Knock it off. You're making us look bad in front of the guests.

Hey, it's an interview I read two weeks ago in the print version!  Thanks, online AV Club!

Why am I enjoying the "vending machine" subthread more than the "Hitler" subthread?

Okay, who hacked the Archmage's account?  He's MISTER happy happy nicey nicey.

….and that substitute went on to become…..Rick Santorum.  And now you know the REST of the story.

"Pretty sure that was for the movie."

I'm not "just" mad.

Wanting to flag this just to get it out of the damn way.

Hopefully this will appear below the entirety of the breakdown of the song below…..

Up early today, Sean?

Next flavor:  Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls

Knock it off with the "Jabberwocky," chomps.

See also "here"

Really?  The second Monty Python's Holy Grail thread in a Keith Richards story?