Hydrangeas for the both of you.

@avclub-3d9e314d1aec5d4681f05e8f58c75e67:disqus "in every city in Indiana that had both stores"

Stop arguing with yourself and get your act together, son.  People might be watching.

I refuse to look up "alopecic."

This movie was WAY better than the A-Team, by any standard.

Best use of italics so far.

No fat suit.  See also:  Norbit.

And of course THAT would be better than this movie.

Hey now, that's the only thing that drew me in!

Yeah, there's about four of them coming down the pipe.  You didn't get the memo?

Fried Chicken!

Bring him to me!  'Cause there's a really funny line in there about him having to meet ALL the Commentors.  And Congress shutting down the AV Club.  Seriously.  Go read that part—I know, you skipped it because, well, Mario Lopez.

Grimm:   Worst case scenario:   THE CAPE Deux

Mario Lopez!    Bring him!  Bring him to me!

Hank Azaria!

"Which the AV CLUB GAVE AN A- WHEN IT CAME OUT BECAUSE WE'VE GOT ALL THIS MUSIC SHITE FIGURED OUT, YO"

Any world where drummers hatch a complicated plot is okay, as long as said complicated plots fail because drummers are twitchy idiots.

Gonna disagree.  The Black Parade is REALLY good, and even the throwaway stuff near the end is either fun or funny or cool.

Sadly, it will turn out in the end that he was simply stealing Dunlop Toltex guitar picks to make the guitar tech—who got bigger and more complicated in his life and family—to get him fired.  How emo is that, bro?

*They don't really know, do they.  They've got it messed up.  Now go carry my cymbal bag when you bring down your amp, chimpy.