I thought that's what they were going for with the Slade jealous of Oliver/Shado deal last year. I thought it was going to be because Slade had a little Queen in him, or at least wanted one. I'm glad they didn't because the psychotic spurned LGBT person is a trope I really dislike and they did it once already with…

"Viewings of one seven minute section of Blue is the Warmest Color spiked by 38%." Fixed it for you.

Not at all! Why, good ole Nan O'Penis was the name of my Irish grandmother. She had a fiery temper.

I'm not saying Boy Scouts was some sort of bacchanal where you got merit badges in Mapplethorpe style photography and BJ's, but 13-14 year-old kids with less than constant supervision and raging hormone issues, stuff sometimes happens. By numbers alone, there was someone discovering something about themselves on one…

I guess it depends on how you define innocent. I don't think the show is saying something graphically sexual happened between the two, but, as a former Boy Scout who went on plenty of camping trips, sometimes boys in tents kiss other boys in tents…and sometimes it's intense. Amirite? Anyway, it's something that would…

Yes, Indiana is ridiculously, hilariously backwards a lot of the time (Hoosier here). Which is why Continuum being our top show is so weird. If it's not the most economically progressive show on TV, it's close. The bad guys are big businesses like Monsanto (or Sonmanto in the show's world) that are basically going to…

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To be fair, that's really just ABCFamily Tuesday at 8. Chasing Life fits more in the SWAB/Fosters mold and has been pretty interesting. PLL is it's own insane, bizarre, wonderful world. And, yes, in the world of PLL no one calls out how creepy every adult male in Rosewood seems to be around high school age girls.…

It's just nice to no that no matter how terrible things get on Earth, someone will always figure out a way to Cosplay. I hear southeast of Defiance is a town made up entirely of Furries.

Holy cow, did I well up at that. Contrived? Sure. But, it was the Judicorn finally talking that brought the rest of the family some closure and the Unicorn that did it for Lena.

That would actually be Charlie (Roman Numerals) who's name I refuse to spell the way she does in the same way I refuse to join anyone's Framily or see Lucky Number Slevin.

*Hagbard Turns to face AVClub commentariat*

I enjoyed Faking It more than was reasonable, though a moment at the end of the finale made me sad and a little mad for it's implications.

Or, more specifically, ABC Family character named Toby with the most distracting new style choice: Toby from PLL for his hair or Toby from SAB for his pirate mustache?

Time for an episode of, "Hey, What's Your Skort Style?"

Maybe it's just me, but for me, you're comment took the nail and hit it. It did not hit on it's side, or it's bottom, but rather, right at the area where above the neck and below the air, aka, the head.

Muncie, IN gets a surprising amount of pop culture shoutouts, too. From the ridiculous, the hilly, mountainsides of Muncie's Cornbread Rd (real road, fake mountains) in Close Encounters of the Third Kind, to the home of Tim Robbin's character in Hudsucker Proxy, site of Jerry/Larry/Gary Gingirch Gergich's vacation…

In German because, after Washington's death, Von Steuben becomes the hero of Valley Forge. Now there's a German speaking republic where America should have been. The only other difference is we all got cooler about gay rights way, way sooner.

I'm changing my band's name to Napoleon's Caliphate now.

That whole scene with Michael on the roof in Safety training is a really great example of the early Office when it was running on all cylinders. It's sad, funny, heartbreaking and ridiculous all at the same time. It also underlines one of the darker themes behind Michael Scott: He is so desperate to not live the life…