Oh, that this hoodie were a time hoodie, so I could travel in time, fight Jack the Ripper, and convince the AV Club that this episode should be on this list.

All my orgasms are heavily influenced Michel Foucault's Post-Structuralism.

There was a moment last night, when Hannibal was sandwiched between the two Finnish dwarves and the Maori tribesmen, where I thought, "Wow, I could really spend the rest of my life with this serial killer".

The writings of Kurt Vonnegut: Everything was beautiful, and nothing sucked.

Bosom Stabbing Buddies!

Wasn't CoconutCaine the tag line for Blame it on Rio?

Sue Ellen Mischke? The braless heiress to a candy bar fortune from Seinfeld?

"There has never been a sadness not cured by breakfast food."

Jinx! Buy me a coke!

Here Comes the Flood of song title comments!

Great review, Kenny. This show is such a weird little gem. It had an interesting cast, including the best roster of kid actors on any show right now and just some bonkers writing. Even when it failed it was interesting. And, I was trying to pinpoint the tonal shift the show went through I'd say halfway through last…

Variety headline prediction: Reheated Leftovers a Flavorless Mess!

Someone on another site said he should be Doctor Strange and now I desperately want to see that happen.

Are you thinking of Richard Brooks who played Jubal Early in the Objects in Space episode? Different guy. Am I a Lion?

Ashamedly recall that time you paid for the version of Jesus Christ Superstar where Sebastian Bach played the titular character and all the sets were given an obviously Rent influenced makeover?

And they all hung out with Eric Matthews from Boy Meets World.

"We're in a bit of a jam here."

I like this reply because now I know how Ezra Koenig and Oliver Sava feel about Oxford Commas.

I'm not going to call you that.

It does give us my favorite moment in maybe the whole show. When Roy ditches her art show to go drinking with his brother, and Michael comes over to her and buys her painting. "This is our building. And we sell paper." I always, always love accidentally inspiring Michael, like here or the Booze Cruise.