I'm waiting for the Del Taco Dell to show up as @TheTacoBellbell:disqus 's archnemesis.

Is this the Parks with all the dopplegangers? If so, hurray, Kristen Bell fighting Amy Poehler while Nick Offerman and Sam Eliot watch….sounds like a strange but enjoyable dream I once had.

Is that you, Rob Liefeld?

Mooseherder is my favorite member of Alpha Flight! Not only can he telepathically link with his best friend, the flying Moose Brian Mooseruney, but he can hurl his specially designed Tim Bits at ten times the speed of sound..in kilometers!

I caught that too and checked it out. Yeah, that was Espo from Castle.

Your dad likes Dr. Ben Carson?

O'Neal estas el que eres?

Hola. Me llamo Walter. De donde esta la methlioteca?

O'Neal estas el que knocks!

Ted Cruz and his minions are like the Joker in the Dark Knight:

Six?

I'll give Sinnerman a pass because: A. Nina Simone's voice is like something form another world and that record is perfect in almost every way B. It hasn't suffered from American Idol syndrome, i.e. no one covers it on singing competition shows thereby ruining it by association in my mind.

It would make Crossfire WAAAAY more watchable.

I've toured Scotland as much as someone in Central Indiana can. I like the Macallan quite a bit, especially the Macallan 12. To be honest, I haven't found one that I didn't enjoy, excepting perhaps the Glenlivets which I've found to be underwhelming.

Since it's fairly expensive, I've only ever bought myself one bottle of the Lagavulin 16 that Ron loves, and it is so good, it almost did bring tears to my eyes. Probably the greatest thing I've ever drank.

I liked the clever criticism of the various weaknesses of Batman's villains. I.E., "You can't stop a Batarang in your butthole with a carefully crafted query!" Also, I had never thought about Batman defeating Mr. Freeze with a Bat-Lozenge. Makes sense though.

Guys, what is happening? That was some next level shit right there. And if you don't agree with me, you're just a bunch of dum dums!

I've recently been taking a drinking tour through Scotland via it's various Scotches. When I got to the Lagavulin Ron drinks, I almost stopped. I've never tasted anything as wonderful in my entire life. I'm afraid I've ruined my taste buds for all future Whiskies.

Crime happens.
Castle flirts irascibly with Becket.
Esposito and Ryan, and maybe the coroner, do something peripheral to help.
Castle says something charming.
Castle gets in trouble.
Crime is solved.

Todd is one of the People Destroying America.