Yes, Tatiana. Move right over here next to Hagbard.

Harry Potter and the Raiders of the Lost Ark:

Who here is old enough and wierd enough to remember how excited they'd get when the oversized TV Guide Fall preview edition would come in the mail? "What's this? Jonathan Silverman is going to get his own show!?!?! No Way."

Oh, man. That look Jim gives Pam in "Drug Testing" is one of the most heartbreaking moments this show ever produced. It says so much about their early relationship with so few words. Pam's insistence he can say anything, Jim's pleading stare, and Pam then recognizing and dismissing Jim's stare because she is not ready…

Um, are you sure it's your chant that's been keeping Jesse alive and not the fact that I have been shielding my own eyes with what some have taken to calling Hagbard's Magical Keepin' Pinkman Alive Pillow for the last twenty minutes of almost every episode this season??

Jaye Davidson? From The Crying Game: She & Him?

Community Banks On Grizzled Guests; Gusto Guest Stars Leave Viewers Aghast and Agog-gins.

A space movie about a bunch of elderly astronauts forced to come out of retirement for one last mission? I'm getting too young for this shit.

It's the gritty reboot of Three's Company:

But can you forgive yourself? And, can I borrow Hanks biography of Ronald Reagan? I'll take my answer off the air.

Does that mean next week, things will get a little bit stabby?

He meant Kim Catrall.

Or when Charlton Heston ruined Soylent Green parties for everyone.

Fun fact: Steve Yeun somehow got roped into coming to my town, Muncie, IN, and filming a movie here starring Doug Jones, Donna's dad from That 70's Show, the mom from Seventh Heaven and some girl from Drake and Josh. It's called My Name is Jerry. It's about a guy who's name I can't remember. Anyway, it's basically…

This thumb joke was super meta…carpal.

Ben Affleck was his Gom Jabbatman.

King Lear is the story of a man who contracts Goneril after spending the night with a woman and then loses his kingdom to Reganomics.

Wait, this is that show with all the nudity and dragons, right? With Peter Dinklage as the Hoffman.

I thought this was on CBS on Mondays. This is Two and a Hoffman, right?

No one likes us-I don't know why
.We may not be perfect, but heaven knows we try.
But, all around, even our old friends put us down.
Let's drop the big one and see what happens.
 
We give them money-but are they grateful?
No, they're spiteful and they're hateful.
They don't respect us-so let's surprise them.
We'll drop the…