@avclub-d9c9a056f6052ffbfa3526be3478d45e:disqus It's what you oughtn't to do but you do anyway!

"My Wife" has many meanings. Hello. Goobye. How Are You? It's the "Aloha" of Earwolf Studios.

Politely! And he asks permission first.

Yeah, this is the only thing that makes sense, right? Unless they do a race-lift on Shredder. And, after seeing him as the Accountant in Drive Crazy, I think this is a pretty great choice for that role.

Counterpoint: Grease 2. They even sang a song about bowling.

Jackie Chan looks into mirror to find one of his eyes has been replaced by Chris Tucker's mouth."Do you understand the words coming out of your eye?" It screams.

He rights the outlaw wrongs in Pawnee.

Forget it, Brigham Young. It's Salt Lake City Town.

I wonder if this is the build up to the differently structured ninth season which will be something like, "How My Best Friend Ralph Macchio and I Met Your Father and Your Mother at Your Uncle's Bachelor Party." And, we'll see how Ralph Macchio and William Zabka wove in and out of the gang's storylines without any of…

I have a lot of fondness in my heart for Parry Gripp's odd little Youtube videos. My brother and I were roomates for a couple years. He had a young son who began to stay with us on certain weekends when he turned 3. Everynight when my brother wanted a smoke before bed, my nephew and I would watch funny songs and…

The Law of Fives is never, ever wrong.

She's my Sean O'Neal…
She's my Todd VanDerWerff…
My Sean O'Neal, my Todd VanDerWerff.
She's my Sean O'Neal AND my Todd VanDerWerff!

I have a bad, bad feeling about this. Specifically that they're going to split up Pam and Jim just so they can Dawn and Tim them at the end of the reception for whoever's wedding this (my money is on Erin and Andy getting married in a Kardashian-esque stunt to further Andy's celebrity career). Who knows though? The…

Isn't "Fuck You, Wisconsin" the state motto of Illinois?

Is Garden State a genuinely good movie or do I just feel like it's a good movie because I saw it at just the right, self centered, angst-filled mid 20's, Natalie Portman obsessed age?
I'm going with actually good, even with that nutty ending. Also, I know it's super twee, but that's a pretty killer soundtrack.

Remember, use only genuine Interocitor parts.

I found the Pete Holmes self deprecating stuff funny, but that wasn't my first contact with his comedy.

Quinn moves to Alaska and fights the good fight against the rising specter of crime in isolated Innuit communities in CSI: Alaska.

Mia Kirshner makes me feel a sense of…Defiance at AVClub commenting policies.

The Witherspoon family actually traces its origins back to Aelfirth The Forgetful. He was a minor Baron from Northumbria who had the regretable misfortune of habitually misplacing his silverware and then running about his estate asking where it had gone.