No one else laughed at the Reggie Jackson saying "Canadian Health Care?" when asked to sex up his health care costume? No one?

Seriously people. It's Phallus Stares. Come on. Do I have to everything for you.

Seriously people. It's Phallus Stares. Come on. Do I have to everything for you.

Well, Mark Paul is really into Dutch Candy now.

Well, Mark Paul is really into Dutch Candy now.

I love Cloak and Dagger beyond all measure. One of the defining films of my childhood. The lady with the crab claw hands terrified me. I miss the way kids movies could be genuinely frightening. This, Monster Squad, Goonies, Neverending Story. Movies with genuine scares aimed at kids. Anyway, Jack Flack and that movie…

I love Cloak and Dagger beyond all measure. One of the defining films of my childhood. The lady with the crab claw hands terrified me. I miss the way kids movies could be genuinely frightening. This, Monster Squad, Goonies, Neverending Story. Movies with genuine scares aimed at kids. Anyway, Jack Flack and that movie…

You said "most well thought handles in the history of the AVC." You can't take that back. Although, I would also add it's the most confusing gender wise as well, seeing as to how many different pronouns there are in some of the previous comments. But, considering Illuminatus, I guess that kind of works.

You said "most well thought handles in the history of the AVC." You can't take that back. Although, I would also add it's the most confusing gender wise as well, seeing as to how many different pronouns there are in some of the previous comments. But, considering Illuminatus, I guess that kind of works.

Man, I grew up Catholic. He got that wrong. Us Catholic kids start early.

Man, I grew up Catholic. He got that wrong. Us Catholic kids start early.

Or Trust. Could be a matter of trust instead. I mean, it's not like I thought I had a great joke and jumped on it without fully thinking the joke through with a quick google search or anything.

Or Trust. Could be a matter of trust instead. I mean, it's not like I thought I had a great joke and jumped on it without fully thinking the joke through with a quick google search or anything.

Ugh. A Billy Joel article? I guess it was only a matter of time.

Ugh. A Billy Joel article? I guess it was only a matter of time.

Military Coup (1973)
So, yeah, that was another case of just, right place, right time. Allende called me up and I was all, "Well, I'm not really doing anything now. No roles coming up. I can do that part."

Military Coup (1973)
So, yeah, that was another case of just, right place, right time. Allende called me up and I was all, "Well, I'm not really doing anything now. No roles coming up. I can do that part."

And so handsome! He's like a young, stronger chinned Alan Alda.

And so handsome! He's like a young, stronger chinned Alan Alda.

Someone get Prince William on the line! We need Kate Middleton to pretend to be Anne Romney!