Drained, drained! TheMagicRat, you boy. Drained dry. I'm so sorry. Here, if you have a Rom the Space Knight, and I have a Hypno Hustler, and I have a straw. There it is, that's a straw, you see? You watching?. And my straw reaches acroooooooss the room, and starts to drink your Rom the Space Knight… I… drink… your……

Drained, drained! TheMagicRat, you boy. Drained dry. I'm so sorry. Here, if you have a Rom the Space Knight, and I have a Hypno Hustler, and I have a straw. There it is, that's a straw, you see? You watching?. And my straw reaches acroooooooss the room, and starts to drink your Rom the Space Knight… I… drink… your……

I'm actually kind of jealous of you, having the experience of all that Vonnegut ahead of you. Him and PKD are probably my two favorite authors of all time. I'm not sure how much PKD, but Slaughterhouse Five, as somber, confessional and strange as it is, reminds me a lot of late in life PKD. The Valis, Divine Invasion,…

I'm actually kind of jealous of you, having the experience of all that Vonnegut ahead of you. Him and PKD are probably my two favorite authors of all time. I'm not sure how much PKD, but Slaughterhouse Five, as somber, confessional and strange as it is, reminds me a lot of late in life PKD. The Valis, Divine Invasion,…

In Muncie, one of the local favorite deserts is a Wick's Sugar Cream. I don't know if this is true, but I've been told this is a very, very localized thing to our area of East Central Indiana. But, if you've never had one, it's basically a sugar  pie. No fruit, nothing. Just sugar and cream for the filling. They are…

In Muncie, one of the local favorite deserts is a Wick's Sugar Cream. I don't know if this is true, but I've been told this is a very, very localized thing to our area of East Central Indiana. But, if you've never had one, it's basically a sugar  pie. No fruit, nothing. Just sugar and cream for the filling. They are…

You know, aside from the nickname, there is an actual Middletown between Muncie and Daleville. It's itty bitty, but I dated a girl from there in college. She wanted to be an actress and smoked brightly colored Fantasia brand cigarettes.

You know, aside from the nickname, there is an actual Middletown between Muncie and Daleville. It's itty bitty, but I dated a girl from there in college. She wanted to be an actress and smoked brightly colored Fantasia brand cigarettes.

Even though BSU is a huge part of the city, unlike Bloomington or South Bend where life revolves around the school, Muncie tends to either ignore or have a mild distaste for BSU, I feel. Maybe it's because we lack the kind of athletic program that inspires loyalty. I don't know. Maybe it's because of how nice and new…

Even though BSU is a huge part of the city, unlike Bloomington or South Bend where life revolves around the school, Muncie tends to either ignore or have a mild distaste for BSU, I feel. Maybe it's because we lack the kind of athletic program that inspires loyalty. I don't know. Maybe it's because of how nice and new…

Well, I'm an overweight mid level office worker who is so clumsy he cracks his ankle or rips his clothes everytime I do something as simple as, say, taking out the trash. So, I wouldn't say I'm the nega-Jerry. Though, sadly, in one way, jerry has me beat. In one, very, very, very large way.

Well, I'm an overweight mid level office worker who is so clumsy he cracks his ankle or rips his clothes everytime I do something as simple as, say, taking out the trash. So, I wouldn't say I'm the nega-Jerry. Though, sadly, in one way, jerry has me beat. In one, very, very, very large way.

I live in Muncie, Indiana. Graduated from Muncie Central High School. Delivered newspapers to Muncie's City Hall as a child. I'm not sure where Jerry's timeshare would be, though. The Resevoir, maybe? Halteman Village? Regardless, Muncie has to be the real life Pawnee. We're both about the same distance from Indy.…

I live in Muncie, Indiana. Graduated from Muncie Central High School. Delivered newspapers to Muncie's City Hall as a child. I'm not sure where Jerry's timeshare would be, though. The Resevoir, maybe? Halteman Village? Regardless, Muncie has to be the real life Pawnee. We're both about the same distance from Indy.…

Reading Robopocalypse was less like reading a novel and more like reading a very detailed movie pitch. Character? Who give a fuck about character! I've got a cool idea for robots and stuff. Bleh. Not to mention the fact that the most interesting ideas in the whole novel, the stuff with SPOILER ALERT

Reading Robopocalypse was less like reading a novel and more like reading a very detailed movie pitch. Character? Who give a fuck about character! I've got a cool idea for robots and stuff. Bleh. Not to mention the fact that the most interesting ideas in the whole novel, the stuff with SPOILER ALERT

It's gouda you to tell the jokes no one else will.

It's gouda you to tell the jokes no one else will.

Hmm…a recycled quote complaining about a recycled plot used to complain about a recycled plot in the movie it was quoted from. We're into some Primer level complexity here.

Hmm…a recycled quote complaining about a recycled plot used to complain about a recycled plot in the movie it was quoted from. We're into some Primer level complexity here.