Nicely done.

Because he's MY butler!

First!
Yay!

Death! It surrounds us!

Now I won't have to pay my late fees from renting Three Kings when it was a new release. I'll keep my $4.00, thank you very much.

Oh, Tom Jane.
He just wants his kids back.

Why did you make Wino-bot?

What time is Fruit and Nut on?

First
Yay!

For your horse.

I only see cops on motorcycles in parades.

I like Jimmy John's.

(To Bart ) Son, I'm gonna tell you a story about a young man who came here and failed. Well, that is the story. I shouldn't call a sentence a story. Anyway, it's you!

It's not a sex farm. They just grow sorghum here.

Do it. Loved it.

Ha. That asswipe is the producer of the Free Beer and Hot Wings radio show. He drove from Grand Rapids, MI in a crappy minivan just to get on TV. He did the same thing in Gary, IN a few weeks back for Michael Jackson's death anniversary.

Scrumculescent

That dude from Denny's oogs me out.

Agreed.

There will be corn in it.