Paging Mr. Herman, Mr. Herman, You Have a Call At the Front Desk.

Topical!

Are we having fun yet?!

18-Dicks?

Are we having fun yet?!

Hopefully there will be a wise-crackin' robot.

May I see the chart?

Todd Bridges picked an unfortunate title for his book.

"Indomitable Pluck Machine"

The writer of my favorite column is going to be writing for my favorite show. It's a good day for me! And Amelie, too.

So super pumped!

Failed Firstmans.

YEAH!

Also, can't hate on any episode that uses an Electric Six song.

Sean Penn play Spicoli? Preposterous!

Sam Malone.

Are you blind?

Are you blind?

I'm not terribly shocked by the grade.

Was that question mark ZMF's first use of punctuation?