Is it a pygmy goat? Those are pretty awesome.

This seems like a Tim and Eric type of product.

I am alone.
I am *utterly* alone.

Ha, a dude driving a Jetta.

One time I won the lottery, and I put the winning ticket in my jacket. Unfortunately, Sophia accidentally gave my jacket away to a homeless shelter. So me and Sophia and two other old lady friends go down to the homeless shelter to find this jacket. While there, we discover that we don't need the money as badly as the…

Love springs internal.

I was at that Coil show 2003. The Metropolis is such a great venue.

I'm still celebrating 100 years of Jackie Chan. Thanks, Jackie Chan!

She couldn't shut up about it, huh?

I saw them play in Detroit after Fundamental came out, and it was one of the best concerts I've seen. Their music is great and they can put on a spectacle.

ICU81MI

Not very probable, but maybe they knew Pam was pregnant last week and that's why they were going to run off and get married in a hurry. Now they know she's not. Highly unlikely. She's preggers.

I couldn't tell which comments above were legit and which comments were from trolls. I have to believe that at least some of the comments were jokes.

When I visited San Francisco a couple years back, I stayed at the hotel where they filmed the staircase in Vertigo. It was pretty sweet.

The pants are ugly to hide the stains. So many stains.

I have never laughed harder at anything than the Mayostard commercials. Don't be a slave to the two jar system!

I thought his complexion looked like Ray Liotta's.

Heh, duties.

Most people is real dumb.

Yes, exactly.