Sean is alive! It's a Christmas miracle.

Well they are now.

I have nested folders within nested folders of "music bin," "music dump," "random," which have traveled with me from computer to computer like one of those fishes following a shark around. Most of its value is an archaeological record of my taste in genres. Somewhere in there is the little nugget of mp3s which were my…

Y'all get back on over yonder to Pitchfork. We don't ken your kind around here.

Did you hear about the dyslexic, atheist, insomniac AV Club commenter? He says up late at night wondering if there really is a Sewad.

I went to the trouble to turn off the VPN connection to the corporate server to disable the streaming content blocker to watch this. I don't do that for any old feature. Totally worth it.

Now that it isn't the most recent feature, that neat little effect is gone. But the tiny screenshot that google chrome cached for my home page still has it! Ah, the best things in life are ephemeral.

I have a feeling they won't, at least not for a long time, and barring major creative direction shakeups. The show's central concept is that Jess is a member of a little family-like group defined by being housemates. Half the jokes are based on Jess being a member of that group and yet being really different from the…

Mine is still a no show. I wouldn't bother with it, but I still somehow feel left out. I did get a chuckle out of the contents of my spam folder though, seven emails from "Best-Penis." The pills aren't just for enlarging anymore, now they make your member objectively better.

What is the difference between a lawyer and an unrelated object?

I'm a newly registered former lurker, but I intend to stay around for a wh

Elephant: Ich… bin eeeein.. Berliner

The widespread panic and frantic, repetitive quoting displayed here is fascinating. It's like how some plants have evolved to bloom as a last ditch attempt at life right before they die. But hey, I'm right there too. I have my pitchfork ready, where is the mob meeting up to storm the NBC gates?

My favorite local hole-in-the-wall coffee shop / used book store closed last month after a valiant fight against the new Panera Bucks, and the only non-box-style record store in town closed a year ago, and now Community.. these things had value to me because they were a little bit off the beaten path. It happens over…

Okay, you know what you do? You buy yourself a tape recorder, you just record yourself for a whole day. I think you’re going to be surprised at some of your phrasing.

It was pretty clearly a holodeck.

"…honestly wasn’t sure if the show wanted me to think this was a sign he was lost in his child-like world of wonder, or in the mood for drumming. Which shouldn’t be a question, really, but sadly is at this stage."I liked that shot because there was a question. And who hasn't played drumsticks with chicken legs at some…