With five to seven syllables per line, everyone's comments sound like found poetry.

If you objectively look at the word "philanthropist" without accounting for what it means, it doesn't sound like a good thing to be.

If you objectively look at the word "philanthropist" without accounting for what it means, it doesn't sound like a good thing to be.

I read this like Emma was taken mid-post by the bot, Matrix-Agent-style.

I read this like Emma was taken mid-post by the bot, Matrix-Agent-style.

I don't think it's dated in a bad way, though. It's dated in interesting ways. For example, one aspect of the virtual reality was a globe that you could use to look at any spot on earth, IIRC. Google Earth.

I don't think it's dated in a bad way, though. It's dated in interesting ways. For example, one aspect of the virtual reality was a globe that you could use to look at any spot on earth, IIRC. Google Earth.

I saw Septapus live a few years ago, at a cave club party. Good time.

Because of the subject of the show, gimmicky advertising was inevitable.

Hipster is all nurture. A self-reinforcing and referential group of behaviors that results in some very specific and objectively odd behavior.

That will require an expensive laser Goatse-removal procedure.

We can't even tell if you really have a goatee in that photo.

Hold on now… I haven't seen this movie, but I thoroughly enjoyed that explanation of an incongruity that never occurred to me before.

That's redundant. All Dawescussions are inherently reasonable.

gooD point. i think we can all Agree that becoming a neW marketing demographic really EncapsulateS the american dream.

So I'm huddled in front of my desk at work this morning, sick with some sort of cold. This is not good. Feeling terrible wouldn't stop me from going for my own sake, but I don't want to expose her to it. So what I'm saying is, NOBODY GETS MY PLACE IN THE AV DATE LINE, I HAVE DIBS.

I've been told I could be played by Steve Buscemi. Maybe some day I will be.

Thank you! This is actually the second date. The first one was fun, I expect this one will be too. I was hardly a douchbag at all.

Phrasing!

Did that comment come off as douchebaggy? I guess it did. I'm just excited. I'll tone it down tomorrow.