Does Milla Jovovich get probed? I would pay to see that.

Hey Michael Ironsides, what did Sylar do to Charlie in Season 1?

Is Halloween:H2O is real movie?

fuck Jim Dunham too.

party over hair

My wife once got in a fight with a German over the subject of whether Jews appreciate the national parks enough.

I read this review because I thought it was a movie about those sassy black kids from the cartoon.

Killer Bees?

I think this was Devito's best episode.

My cat makes too much noise.

Evil Dead the Musical. Best play I ever saw.

The DeLorean is defeated in the climactic final scene when it tries to sneak into Jean Claude Van Damme's kitchen but gets roundhouse kicked so hard it suffers permanent VanDamage.

Spoiler Alert: the girl tries to pay for the pizza with a $50 but the pizza delivery guy doesn't have correct change! THE HORROR!

Tell me everything you know about the devil.

When do movies about girls showing their boobies enjoy a boom?

I'm there. Chi-town! Lincoln Square! Afterwards you can come to my house, drink my fine wines* and kick my cat!

In defense of the fake boobie: what about the woman with beautiful natural boobies that swell up when pregnant and then deflate to look like two half empty water balloons? Her self esteem is shot.

Tyler Perry's Human Centipede.

I wipe my ass with $100 bills.

How do you send back coffee?