My Distractingly Clumsy Valentine
So was there anything clumsy or distracting about the movie?

The Room
When are we going to discuss "The Room"? It's like falling asleep with a late-night Skinemax flick on, and suffering an incomprehensible, hallucinatory dream where time simply stands still. It's also entirely rewatchable.

So who's the funniest thing in "The Hot Chick", which features both Rob Schneider AND Anna Faris?

I once conducted a scholarly study, and it turned out that subjects who preferred Cool Ranch Doritos displayed a likewise preference for Jay Leno, while those who liked Nacho Cheese Doritos were more into David Letterman.

WOW
So does Lou Barlow get a paycheck everytime he mentions iTunes?

OREO
Nabisco wisely picked a nonsensical brand name with a built-in, freely promotional quality: with its surplus of vowels, "Oreo" is now a common crossword puzzle answer. At least in the crosswords I do, for stupids.

Haven't you heard? Milwaukee is getting a bronze Fonzie statue (aka "Bronzie"). That should really put us on the map.

Sometimes I worry that
Weiland might have a drug problem.

Several years ago
There was a television commercial for some company (maybe AT&T or something) that offered a glimpse into the "future" of digital media. It featured a voice-over by Tom Selleck and, amongst other wondrous soon-to-allegedly-be-invented luxuries, it showed a bunch of kids at a slumber party dialing up…

AV Club Drinking Game
Take a drink every time you read the words "Freaks & Geeks" or "Apatow". Whenever there's an attempt to justify James Franco's lackluster career you have to finish your beer. You'll be hammered in no time.

It's obviously difficult to pick a favorite Pavement record, because they all seem to strike a different nerve. But I can say that, for me, "Terror Twilight" is by far the band's worst album. I know countless clueless neophytes who swear to the contrary, but come on. Pavement and producer Nigel Godrich are a…

I would argue that Crooked Rain, Crooked Rain is the band's "best" album, but Wowee Zowee is definitely their BEST album. If you know what I mean.

Speaking of fugly…
Oh man, Michael Caine totally ruined "The Dark Knight" for me! I mean, would a closeted homosexual like Batman keep a "butler" around who was anything less than grade-A beefcake? I kept looking at Alfred's saggy face and watery eyes and thinking about that. His mere presence made my usually…

Not Verhoeven's best film
My favorite is easily "The Robot Cop".

Was "Punk Flag" intentional there? Is that how hardcore fans refer to the album or something? I'm likewise surprised by the hostility on this message board. Apparently Wire inspires heated debate amongst the A.V. Club set. A bell is a cup until it is struck, indeed.

Yeah, I would think that. For as long as I've known him, Louis Canon the loose cannon has had these weird sexual hang-ups. To find that he's more affected by the ethical stuff, it's just like wow. It's like I never really knew him…

No! Mel Gibson is a casino's BIG lemon!

Good lord, a "side project" to my favorite AV Club feature? Am I dreaming? And to think that a few months ago the future of MYOF was in doubt. I say more, more, MORE! Howzabout My Century Of Flops? Or Rejected Reject Rejects? I just hope that Hollywood doesn't stop making flops!