Yeah…
"I'll be tuned in this season for moments of grace and creativity that reveal these artists' potential to entertain not because it's their job, but because it's their pleasure."

http://www.penny-arcade.com…

Holy Shit
Sean, your Newswire write ups have been phenomenal. Keep up the good work, you crazy cat.

MacGruber was excellent- nearly every line was hilarious (at least, the first time around- did not get to see it more than once). Secret Success all the way.

god damn it…
I hate to be the one to do this, but have you heard his original song? It's actually really good: http://www.youtube.com/watc…

Chocolate Bars with Ramen Noodles
This was one of the Safest, tastiest-sounding Taste Tests…and yet you Still managed to make it disgusting with all the goddamn ringworm talk.

I guess, but…
can you play as Rising Zan- SAMURAI GUNMAN?

Haha, I didn't even consider that what I wrote could be interpreted like that- but yeah, Not a Plant. Merely a Hyoo-Mon.

Screening last night…
Everyone was laughing So hard at the first line in every dialogue, that they missed the subsequent also hilarious lines. I'm very glad I got to see this for free, but will probably pay to see it again.

Wait, what was that?
Smokey Tomato Sausage? So, a barbecued sausage made of tomato? What's in this sandwich!

"…crazy scenes and cameos only loyal fans would really appreciate"
Man, I can't wait until we get such dismissive critiques of Venture Bros.

"…but when I leave room, who knows what people are saying?"
"when I leave room"? DUR, ME SPEAKA ENGLISH NO GOOD. What an IDIOT.

Since when was Floyd an "asshole ex-boyfriend", in the earlier episodes? It seems like he wanted to move, asked Liz to go with him, and she said, "No." Doesn't make anyone an Asshole- just two people with different desires for lifestyles/work.

I really liked the new cast and season.
Sorry, THE ONION (avclub).

Yeah- Phyllis was clearly the worst ("…Numbnuts."? Are you serious?). Dwight's "…you'll just mess things up" (or whatever he said) was pretty damn cutting though. Which was pretty awesome.

God damn it.
I was really happy about this being a Jerry focused episode…until it was just an extension of the "let's just Shit on this one guy" joke (or, barely Not do that).

I wanna hear about Floyd!
Jason Sudeikis. What does he do with how much mustache?

the "ultraviolence" and that scene borrowed from Oldboy fit well because of the 'twist ending'- they showcase the futility of Jude's efforts, and how he managed to take out all those people without dying, or ever being fatally wounded.

hahaha, good call, but sadly, no- no one made that joke. Madonna called Larry out about his divorce, which was fucking awful, and he responded with, "You know we're on national television, right?" Which was great.

Can't you come close to calling bullshit?! Like in this example that I'll give you right now?! ARGHHGHGHGHGH!