Goodman is too tapped out after playing Howard Stambler at the RNC convention. Nobody noticed it was an act.

DC's finally realized that without humor, their films will flounder next to Marvel's.

Many Bothans died to reaffirm this knowledge.

Hands: The Hands of Fate

The same offer was made to Jake Lloyd, via inmate mail.

He just wants to be available for casting in an MCU film. That's where the all the cool kids have gone theses days.

He's been going in and out of style,
But he's guaranteed to read your thoughts by using his mutant powers to invade your mind and possibly overcome your will…

DC has actively rebooted many times. Marvel just kind of keeps the past rubber banded to the present, so it keeps sliding along and eventually snaps forward with an occasional retcon as needed, when connections to real world history are too explicit in the original stories (such as Tony Stark becoming Iron Man during…

Ooh, punctuation humor…

[SPOILER] So why didn't Ant-Man use his ants at all?

Or acid, constant exposure to fire, oscillating lasers… Or just cut off all his limbs and then enclose him in tight fitting steel before they grow back. Get creative, people!

Phrasing!

I'm really tired of the "We can't kill him because he's immortal/we need him alive because X" black and white thinking. Why can't you maim him? A blind, paralyzed or armless Savage isn't much of a threat. And given that we're talking about a mass murderer and the team includes an assassin and a pyro psychopath, not…

They'll need to first consider all the Engels.

Mon Mothra!

Also why Star Trek always ended up on planets that were recreations of Nazi Germany, the Old West, etc…

Well, two out of three ain't bad…

This is the theme to Garry's funeral
The opening theme to Garry's funeral
Garry wrote in his will
That I should write this theme song…

Right. Looking back at the last two funerals of First Ladies, Obama also did not attend Betty Ford's funeral in 2011, nor did Bush attend Lady Bird Johnson's in 2007. Bill Clinton did attend Jackie Onassis's in 1994, however.

He means the ashes Kissinger keeps of his enemies.