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"I was working as a waitress in a cocktail bar / that much is true…"

It's about how they got the truck on top of the other truck.

Do Nothing Bitches Return
Son of Do Nothing Bitches
Bride of Do Nothing Bitches
Do Nothing Bitches Meet Abbot and Costello

Samuel L. Jackson should have been nominated for Hateful Eight.

…which was at least better than the proposed Darth Anus.

ROBBIE BURNS!!!!!!!

Those pictures make me sad. Once he's all blued up with all the Navi faces on him, he's just going to end up looking like a bad Halloween costume, like a kid supposedly dressed as Spider-Man but with a Spider-Man picture and big logo on his chest.

"Along with the late Gordon Willis…" …and Laszlo Kovacs. Certainly don't forget him.

"First they came for William Howard Taft, and I did not speak out—because I was not a deceased one-term president…"

Just "technically"? As if being the first U.S. occupation governor of the Philippines, Secretary of War, and finally President of the U.S., just gave him honorary military authority?

Welcome to Zack Snyder's world.

The reviewer clearly put far more effort into thinking about this film than anyone actually involved in making it.

The suspect in that French Connection interrogation scene has one of the most believable portrayals of panicked terror I've ever seen in a movie.

I used to be a civil litigator. Most court appearances were just status meetings to see if we were on schedule for discovery, not even on the record. I think I argued a motion once.

Flagged for liking your own post. If there's one thing I cannot tolerate in spambots, it's self-congratulation.

As the parent of a small child, I can assure you, there is in fact a number 3. Thankfully it's not a daily occurrence.

Kind of like how Denise Richards' character in "The World is Not Enough" is named Christmas Jones just so Bond can say at the end "I thought Christmas only comes once a year." Because they were fucking. And he gave her multiple orgasms. And her name is Christmas.

Yeah, it's like he was describing me in high school!

George Clooney/Coen brothers noir picture? Could be a pip. Could be a pip.

Ever see the Justice League cartoon? For me, it's the sound of Hawkgirl's aggressive grunts as she swings her electromace.