I completely disagree with this review. Totally worth seeing. True, I didn't care at all about any of the characters, but it's just a different kind of movie. It's fun enough that it doesn't matter.

I only just put my tumblr up, so it would be great if somebody was actually following me!

Best homemade Blade ripoff with midget vampires that I've ever seen.

Shirtless Vampires
I will never pass up a chance to link to this youtube video. And it's totally on topic.

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Probably too obscure for this list, but a good one is The Gods Must Be Crazy III, aka Fei zhou he shang, aka The Vampires Must Be Crazy. I think that title says it all.

I don't know how to defend this movie.
I won't claim that it's good, and I can't really argue with any of your points, but I still fucking liked it.

The unrated version of Sex Drive is pretty funny, with naked people edited into scenes where nudity doesn't make any sense (naked women at the mall, a naked juggler at a fair), and close-ups on naughty bits that linger far longer than necessary.

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A Pitch
I would like to propose a trilogy of films based on popular breakfast cereals, and another on prominent department store chains. Where can I collect my money?

I thought
that Gene Shalit was something parents made up to scare little children.