That's pretty much the internet's entire raison d'être.

It could have done without the 45-minute peanut farming montage.

Well, as long as I have your upvote, that's what really matters.

YOU CAN'T FOOL ME, THERE AIN'T NO SANITY CLAUSE!

What's to understand? It'sa tire- it goes on the roundy-round partsa' cars and hits the whadyacallit, the flat black stuff we drive on.

I happen to care very much, Cyprus Hill, so I'll be keeping my hands by my sides, thank you.

XO Marshmallow’s mission is to “bring the nostalgia of sipping cocoa with s’mallows, or roasting s’mores by the campfire, into the 21st century with a modern twist.”

Like how Don't Trust the B in Apartment 23 let us all know not to trust the b in apartment 23! Now that it's off the air, I don't know who to don't trust!

I mean, I think at least part of Gunn's success is the fact that it took him, y'know, less than eight years to make the first Guardians movie.

Ok, I'm looking it up and it says that poor people are "small mammals in the family Leporidae of the order Lagomorpha, found in several parts of the world."

"Health plan for sale. Never used."

You know, I have a union-hating conservative associate who constantly complains on facebook about his highly exploitative work environment. I find myself thinking of him occasionally these days, can't imagine why that might be.

Look, the rich can't bathe in the blood of other rich people- that's just rude.

Wellfare queens! Bootstraps! Poor people with refrigerators!

Even Charles Manson could get a jury, and that guy looks like he eats people.

Yeah I've seen interviews with him that seem to suggest he's not as full-bore about all this as you might imagine. He takes acting seriously, but I don't necessarily think that makes him a humorless dick in his real life.

Honestly, the thought of the majestic, ethereal ending of Close Encounters being interrupted by Lance Henrickson leaping onto one of the aliens, wrapping it in his coat, and dragging it into a Porta-Potty might be the funniest thing I've encountered all month.

Or his PTSD from being run over by a car and feeling all his organs get crushed!

"Yeah well, a lot of folks did call him "Two-Gun" but that wasn't because he was sporting two pistols. That was because he had a dick that was so big it was longer than the barrel of that Walker Colt that he carried."

If it helps, he's put through immense physical and emotional suffering several times!